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Post by snickers_is_good on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:51 pm


Milan Tarot - Prevarant. Rekao mi je da gurnem u bulju palac premazan
svinjskom mašću i vegetom i nisam našao ženu svog života...
Možda sam stavio malo više vegete... ili pogrešan palac ?
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Re: Idemo : Vicovi =)

Post by snickers_is_good on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:52 pm

Marko, Miloš i Dragan - Tri junaka iz zbirke zadataka iz matematike.
Vragolani svoje sorte. Uvek imaju klikere ili jabuke koje treba da
podele a ne znaju kako, pa im srpska omladina pomaže u tome.
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Re: Idemo : Vicovi =)

Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:31 pm

Hahaha, petre, pogodi koji je vic dana na www.vicevi.com!
An Arab at the airport:
- 'Name?'
- 'Abdul al-Rhazib.'
- 'Sex?'
- 'Three to five times a week.'
- 'No, no... I mean male or female?'
- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.'
- 'Holy cow!'
- 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.'
- 'But isn't that hostile?'
- 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!'
- 'Oh dear!'
- 'No, no! Deer run too fast!'

Je se secas? xDDDDD, koja slucajnost jbt, nikad ne posecujem taj sajt maltene. :DD
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Re: Idemo : Vicovi =)

Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:40 pm

Evo jos (izvinite na double postu....)

Sex nije odgovor! Sex je pitanje! DA je odgovor!

Kaze zeka zmiji:
-Izvini sto sam te zajebavao sto nemas noge...
-Ma nema veze, bilo pa proslo.
-Dobro, evo ruka! xD

Uciteljica upozorava đake da će sutra biti pismeni zadatak iz
matematike i da niko ne sme izostati i da nikakva lekarska i druga
opravdanja neće pomoći.
Perica pazljivo sasluša i pita:
"A šta ako budem iscrpljen od seksa?"
"Ništa Perice, pisaćeš drugom rukom", odgovori uciteljica. xDD

Pita Jovica:
Perice, šta bi više voleo:
- da si glup ili lep?
Perica odgovori:
- Da sam glup, normalno.
-A zašto?
- Lepota je prolazna.

Zadala uciteljica perici da nacrta nesto okruglo .Perica nacrta dupe
kad je to nastavnica pogledala izbacila ga je napoljje .napolju ga je
ugledala direktorica i pitala ga gdje je nastavnica on joj odgovori:
- eno je unutra brise dupe.


Ajde, razradite temu!
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Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:12 pm

DABRE, DABRE, IDU KOBRE! KO BRE DABRE? DA BRE DABRE! xDDDDD lol!


Ajte ljudi, napisite i vi koji vic, malo se angazujte, dzabe clanovi kad niko nishta ne pise! Very Happy
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Re: Idemo : Vicovi =)

Post by snickers_is_good on Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:35 pm


Razgovaraju dva hakera:
• Znaš onaj pogled, ono, kad devojci prosto viri seks iz očiju, kad se vidi da bi htela...
• Ne znam.
• Ni ja.

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Post by IwanDelija on Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:04 pm

Lollolololoololol lol!
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Post by snickers_is_good on Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:31 pm

Koja je uloga propelera u avionu?
Hladi pilota. Ako ne verujete, zaustavite propeler u vazduhu i videćete pilota kako se znoji

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Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:31 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaa xDDDDDD

Kakva su braca braca Matic?
Braca NEVIDJENA! xDDDD

Petre, kopiras me za smajlije, dobro dobro... xDDDD
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Post by snickers_is_good on Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:49 am

pa kad nzm sam da napravim ... ... \o/
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Post by snickers_is_good on Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:27 pm

PumpkinExterminatorWlado wrote:Hahaha, petre, pogodi koji je vic dana na www.vicevi.com!
An Arab at the airport:
- 'Name?'
- 'Abdul al-Rhazib.'
- 'Sex?'
- 'Three to five times a week.'
- 'No, no... I mean male or female?'
- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.'
- 'Holy cow!'
- 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.'
- 'But isn't that hostile?'
- 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!'
- 'Oh dear!'
- 'No, no! Deer run too fast!'

Je se secas? xDDDDD, koja slucajnost jbt, nikad ne posecujem taj sajt maltene. :DD


Lol Smile Smile Smile
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Re: Idemo : Vicovi =)

Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:31 pm

Smesni kolko su glupi:

Idu dva autobusa, jedan otiso za Beograd a drugi je plav. xDD

Ili ono:

Sede dve babe u mraku dodje treca i upali svetlo.

Igraju dve babe basket, dodje treca i donese loptu. xD

Sede dve babe u mraku, dodje treca.... I nestane struje! xDD

Idu dva kauboja ulicom, jednom padne saksija na glavu, a drugi se zvao Dzo.


Vozi se Slon dzipom kroz pustinju i drzi surlu u moru.
Pitanje: Da li slon moze da provuce palacinku kroz usi?
-Ne, zato sto sladoled nema kosti. ?!?! xDDD
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Post by snickers_is_good on Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:43 am

Chuck Norrisova email adresa :
gmail@chucknorris.com
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Post by PumpkinExterminatorWlado on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:24 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! xDDDDDD
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Post by snickers_is_good on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:34 pm

Registruje se mujo na facebook:
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Post by APCEH on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:52 pm



hahahahhahahahaha
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Post by snickers_is_good on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:55 pm

dolazi gost u kafanu i konobar ga pita: izvolite?
gost gleda po kafani i vidi coveka za susednim stolom kako jede nesto i kaze: hocu isto ono sto i onaj covek jede
vraca se konobar posle par minuta sav iscepan i izlomljen, pita ga gost: sta ti se desilo?
konobar odgovar: jedva sam mu oteo
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Post by IwanDelija on Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:24 pm

lolchina Hammer time! lol!
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Post by snickers_is_good on Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:03 am

ovo nije vic nisam znao dje da stavim pa evo ovde ... Lol
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ovo sam video kada sam gledao stranicu sport od B92 sajta ...
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